Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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