i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
