Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
That's intense
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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