just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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