At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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