It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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