she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
