This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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