If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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