o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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