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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
wow bdsm is so cute
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