so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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