Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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