New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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