i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
