i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
