I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
what if I'm pregnant?
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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