it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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