the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
