bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
