I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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