i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize