He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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