All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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