this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
