My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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