Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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