If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize