im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
farters have to be the big spoon...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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