yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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