So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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