I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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