I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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