96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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