Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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