You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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