ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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