pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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