The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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