when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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