I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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