i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Welp...herpes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Vodka?
Forever.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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