I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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