Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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