I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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