You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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