dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Screwed.edu
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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