Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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