there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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