Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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