But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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