your parents love me but you hate me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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