i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
