Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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