I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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