he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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